ho hum, life is glum, -Ruchel Stevens
what's cookin good lookin? -Matt Kuviler
"I hope some animal never bores a hole in my head
and lays its eggs in my brain,
because later you might think you're having a
good idea but it's just eggs hatching."
-Jack Handey
you smell like stink! - Chelsea Davies
im coming, keep your pants on! -Ashley Ferster
more cheriosok-Neill McDonald
where'd they go, oh- Lynsey Wilkie
People demand freedom of speech to make up for the
freedom of thought which they avoid.-Soren Aabye Kierkegaard
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity,
and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth
has a chance to get its pants on- Sir Winston Churchill
When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one
I've never tried before."
- Mae West
